I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
guinness world records man:
sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups:
i wanna push this planet out of the solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe:
[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s